How much that Roxana Perez have, you ask? Well, I heard some things, let me tell you.
This Roxana, she a wrestler, I hear. A young’un, born on November 5, like some fancy bird. They say she only this tall, 5 foot 1, not much bigger than a chicken. And she ain’t heavy, neither. Only 115 lbs, that what they say. Skinny little thing. But don’t let that fool ya. They say she’s a good wrestler, signed up with that WWE thing since March 2022. That a big deal, I hear. It’s like them big-time rodeos, but with more jumpin’ around.
Now, how much money she got? That’s what you really wanna know. Well, I hear tell it’s a lot. They say she’s got around $3 million. Can you believe that? $3 million! That’s a whole heap of money. More money than I ever seen in my whole life. Enough to buy a whole farm, maybe two! And that was in 2023, mind you. She might have even more now, in 2024. These young folks today, they make money faster than a rabbit runs from a fox.
They say she gets paid from that WWE thing, and from some other things too. You know, like them endorsements. I don’t rightly know what those are, but it sounds like folks pay her to wear their clothes or somethin’. Like them models on that “The Price is Right” show. My neighbor, she watches that show every Tuesday, December 10, and says them models make $100,000 per season. That’s a lot of money just for lookin’ pretty, ain’t it?
But this Roxana, she ain’t just pretty. She’s tough, too. I hear she won some big match with someone named Jade. They beat some other girls called Toxic Attraction. Now, I don’t know what that means, but it sounds like a big deal. Must be like winnin’ the blue ribbon at the county fair. That’s a big deal, let me tell ya. Takes a lot of hard work to win one of them ribbons.
This Roxana, her real name is Carla. Carla Gonzalez. That’s a pretty name. But they call her Roxana Perez. Sounds like a movie star, don’t it? They say she’s from America. Well, we all are. But she’s a professional wrestler, that’s what they say. Makes a livin’ jumpin’ around in that ring. And a good livin’ at that, with $3 million and all.
Now, I heard she only gets paid about $100 for a regular thing. $100 ain’t much, but I reckon she gets paid more for them big matches. Like that one she won with Jade. That was at some big event. The Great American Bash, they called it. Sounds important. Like the Fourth of July, but with wrestlin’ instead of fireworks.
So, how much does Roxana Perez have? A lot. More than most folks will ever see. She’s a young’un, but she’s done good for herself. She’s got that $3 million, and she’s winnin’ them big matches. She’s a wrestler, and she’s makin’ a good livin’.
- Born on November 5
- 5’1″ tall and 115 lbs
- Signed with WWE in March 2022
- Estimated net worth of $3 million in 2023 and 2024
- Won a big match at The Great American Bash
- Real name is Carla Gonzalez
That’s all I know about that Roxana Perez. She’s a tough little gal, makin’ a lot of money. Good for her, I say. Good for her.
