Okay, so check it, I spent, like, the whole freakin’ day hunting down those Seelie locations from that “book of esoteric revelations”. Man, what a trip.
First off, I grabbed the book – well, found it, more like. It was sitting right there in the library, practically begging me to open it. Flipped through it, saw the section on Seelies, and thought, “Hey, why not?” Sounded like a fun little adventure.
The Prep: I printed out those cruddy maps people have online, the ones with the circled areas and chicken scratch writing. Honestly, they looked like a toddler drew ’em, but hey, it’s better than nothing, right? Also, I packed a bag with snacks, water, and my trusty camera – gotta document this madness, you know?
The Hunt Begins: Started with the first location on the map, near that big ol’ tree everybody knows. I followed the “directions,” which were basically “go near the big tree, then look for a rock”. Genius. I wandered around for, like, an hour, tripping over roots and swatting bugs. Finally, I spotted it – a tiny, glowing Seelie floating near a mossy rock. Snapped a pic, marked it on my map, and moved on.
Location Two: This one was a pain in the butt. The map said “near the waterfall, behind the bushes”. Okay, cool. Which waterfall? There’s, like, a million waterfalls in this area. I ended up hiking up and down hills for what felt like forever. Eventually, I found a small waterfall, squeezed behind some thorny bushes (ouch!), and there it was – another Seelie, just chilling. This time, I took a short video to prove I actually found it. The mosquitoes were eating me alive, so I bolted outta there fast.
The Third Time’s the Charm (or Not): The third location was supposed to be “easy,” near some ruins. Ha! Easy my foot. The ruins were overgrown with weeds, and I spent ages crawling around, looking for a Seelie. I even started to doubt if the map was accurate. Then, just as I was about to give up, I saw it – a faint glow coming from inside a broken-down wall. Crawled inside, and bingo! Another Seelie. Felt like Indiana Jones for a second there.
The Struggle is Real: Look, some of these spots were just plain hard to find. The maps were vague, the terrain was rough, and I swear, those Seelies were playing hide-and-seek with me. There were moments I wanted to throw the map in the river and go home, but I’m too stubborn for that.
The End Result: After a whole day of sweating, hiking, and battling bugs, I managed to find, like, half of the Seelie locations marked in that book. Not bad, right? Got some cool photos and videos, and I definitely got my exercise for the week. Plus, now I know the area way better than before.
Final Thoughts: Would I do it again? Maybe. It was definitely an adventure, and there’s something satisfying about finding those hidden Seelies. Just make sure you bring good shoes, bug spray, and a whole lot of patience. And maybe a better map than the one I had.
- Pro Tip: Follow the rivers! Most of the Seelies I found were near water sources.
- Another Pro Tip: Don’t trust the maps completely. Use them as a general guide, but be prepared to explore.
Anyway, that’s my story. Hope it helps you find some Seelies of your own! Peace out!
