Alright, so you wanna know ’bout this Christy Kisner, huh? Well, lemme tell ya what I know, the way I know how. Don’t expect no fancy words or nothin’, just plain talk, ya hear?
Christy Kisner, who’s she? Well, from what I gather, she’s the mama of that golfer fella, Kevin Kisner. Yep, the one who hits them little white balls with the sticks. Folks say he’s pretty good at it too, plays in them big tournaments on the tee-vee.
- She’s from a place called Charlotte, wherever that is.
- Big-time churchgoer, they say. St. John’s somethin’ or other Methodist Church. Good for her, I always say, church is a good place to be.
Now, I ain’t never met this Christy myself, but I heard she’s been watchin’ her boy play golf for years. Imagine that, watchin’ your kid do somethin’ he loves. Must make a mama proud, I reckon. She probably follows him all over the country, watchin’ him swing them clubs. Golf, golf, golf, that’s all them folks seem to care about, but hey, if it makes ’em happy, who am I to judge?
Family’s important, ya know. This Kevin fella, he’s got a wife too, Brittany her name is. They say he met her way back when they was just kids, at some kinda country music show. Young love, I guess. It’s nice to see a family stickin’ together, especially with all the craziness goin’ on in the world these days. Christy and her husband Steve, they musta raised him right, this Kevin.
Folks talk about Kevin all the time, you know, “Kevin this” and “Kevin that,” but behind every good man is a good woman, that’s what my mama always said. And I bet Christy’s been there for him, supportin’ him through thick and thin. Golf ain’t easy, I hear. Lots of travelin’, lots of pressure. You need a good family to keep you grounded.
I read somewhere, or maybe someone told me, that Kevin went to college down in Georgia. Played golf there too. University of somethin’ somethin’. Big school, I guess. Christy and Steve musta been proud as peacocks sendin’ their boy off to college. That’s what you want for your kids, you know, a better life than you had. And look at him now, playin’ golf for a livin’. Not bad, not bad at all.
This Aiken place, that’s where they say Kevin is from. It’s right next to Augusta, where they have that big golf thing, the Masters. Christy probably goes there all the time, watchin’ Kevin and cheerin’ him on. I bet she wears one of them big hats and claps real loud when he makes a good shot. That’s what mamas do, you know. They’re your biggest fans, even when you mess up.
I heard some talk, just gossip you know, folks always talkin’, that there was somethin’ goin’ on with Kevin, somethin’ not true. But I ain’t gonna repeat no gossip. It ain’t my place. What matters is that Christy and her family seem like good folks. They stick together, and that’s more than you can say for a lot of people these days.
So, there ya have it. That’s about all I know about Christy Kisner. She’s a mama, a churchgoer, and she loves her family. Sounds like a good woman to me. She’s the kind of person who probably makes a mean sweet tea and always has a warm smile for ya. Just a regular person, ya know, like me and you. Nothin’ fancy, just good folks. And that’s all there is to it. Don’t need no fancy words or nothin’, just plain talk, like I said. Now you go on and do somethin’ useful, I’ve got chores to do.
And remember, family’s important, and supportin’ your kids is what matters most. Christy Kisner, she seems to know that. Good for her.
One more thing, seems like Christy and Steve they raised a good son in Kevin. A golfer, yes, but seems to be a good man too. That’s a testament to good parenting, ya know? It’s not about the money or the fame, but about raisin’ good, decent people. That’s what counts.
