Alright, listen up, y’all. Let’s talk about this wrestling stuff, the WWE, you know? The one with all them fellas and ladies smackin’ each other around.
WWE 2023 PPV Schedule: A Whole Lotta Wrestlin’
So, they got these things called PPVs, pay-per-views. That’s when you gotta shell out some cash to watch the big fights. Used to be you had to order ’em on the TV, now I hear you can watch ’em on that computery thing, the internet. Anyways, they had a whole bunch of ’em in 2023, so let’s see if I can remember them all. It’s like tryin’ to remember all my grandkids’ birthdays, I tell ya!
First off, in January, they had this NXT New Year’s Evil thing. That was on January 10th, down in Orlando. Don’t know much about that one, but I heard it was a good one.
Now, the WWE, they got these big shows, they call ’em the “Big Four” or sometimes the “Big Five.” These are the ones everyone knows about. They been doin’ these big shows since way back when, like the 1980s, even before some of you young’uns were born!
- First up is the Royal Rumble. That’s the one where a whole bunch of wrestlers get in the ring and try to throw each other out. Last one standin’ wins. Always a hoot to watch!
- Then there’s WrestleMania. That’s the biggest one of ’em all. It’s like the Super Bowl of wrestling. They go all out for that one, fancy lights, big crowds, the whole shebang. Heard it was a real spectacle this year.
- In the summer, they got SummerSlam. Figured that one out, didn’t ya? Happens in the summer. Another big one, lots of important matches.
- And then at the end of the year, there’s Survivor Series. That’s when they have teams of wrestlers fightin’ each other. Always some good drama in them matches.
But there’s more than just those big ones. They got all sorts of other PPVs throughout the year, names like Elimination Chamber, Money in the Bank, Backlash, Night of Champions, Payback, Fastlane and Crown Jewel. I swear, they come up with new ones every year just to keep us on our toes. It’s like tryin’ to keep up with all the newfangled gadgets they got these days.
I can’t tell you the exact dates for all of them, my memory ain’t what it used to be. But if you look ’em up on that internet thingy, I’m sure you can find the whole schedule. Just type in somethin’ like “WWE 2023 PPV schedule” and it should pop right up. My grandson showed me how to do it once, but I still ain’t quite got the hang of it.
One thing I do know is that these PPVs, they got somethin’ for everyone. You got your big tough guys, your high-flyin’ fellas, your pretty ladies who can kick some serious butt. And the stories they tell, oh my! Sometimes it’s like watchin’ a soap opera, all that drama and backstabbin’. But that’s what makes it fun, right?
So, if you’re lookin’ for some entertainment, somethin’ to get your blood pumpin’, you might want to check out one of these WWE PPVs. Just be prepared for a whole lotta yellin’, a whole lotta smackin’, and a whole lotta fun. And maybe grab yourself a snack, ’cause these things can go on for a while. I usually make myself a big bowl of popcorn, that’s my go-to wrestling snack.
And don’t go thinkin’ this wrestling stuff is all fake. Them fellas and ladies are athletes, I tell ya. They train hard, they put their bodies on the line, and they entertain us. So show ’em some respect, and enjoy the show.
That’s all I got to say about the 2023 wrestling schedule. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go make myself some supper. All this talk about wrestlin’ has made me hungry.
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